Allison 'Fox' Webber
Why should you vote for the interloper? Because I got something to prove! Because I must regain my honor! Because I know I can do it better! Because this time I'm gonna try not to throw things!
I chased speed rack from Portland to San Francisco all the way to Denver I wanna chase this awesome event all the way to New York City!
My stratagem should not be shared with my competitors, they might try to use it because it's an amazing plan. First I'm going to set up my tools, go really fast, chill my glasses, garnish ready, know my recipes. Then I'm going to pour all my spirit then my juice then my modifiers then shake and stir like a banshee. Then NOT, that's right I'm NOT going to knock over my glassware. I will leave my glassware on the bar, and fill each one with really good fast drinks! And I'm going to do it all with a crazy smile on my face! So basically I'm going to win exactly how I lost just with that little change in how I treat my cups.
Yep. Think it's a real good plan. Oh and go really really fast.
P.S. did I mention that I'm not going to throw things? Cause that's a promise
P.P.S. and I'm going to go fast.
P.P.P.S. really really fast.
P.P.P.P.S. I really like post scripts